Who put the log in the tub?

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So, I am doing things around the house. I come upstairs and go into the bathroom to put some things away. I notice that all three children are in the shower, instead of the bath tub like they were before. I don't even have to say a word, and Nathan says immediately:

Nathan: "Your son left you a present."

Me: (in a low 'holy shit what now?! sort of voice...) "what....?"

Nathan: "Look in the bath tub."

Me: "Where?"

Nathan: "Oh it's in there!"

----I look for something floating, realizing now that there is a turd nugget in the bath tub.----

Me: OHHHH. MYYYYYY. GOD!!!!!!!!! Who did that?!

Nathan: "Eli did it! I asked the girls but they said no, they said Eli did it! He crouched down a little bit in the tub before but I didn't realize that's what he was doing!"

Me: "That can't be Eli's. It's freaking HUGE! Are you sure?"

It was seriously 4 inches long I swear! There were multiple smaller logs too! It had some yellow pieces in it, corn maybe?! I'm not sure. I really don't even care, I was just shocked by the sheer magnitude of it!

Nathan: "That's what the girls said..."

Me: Holy Shnikes!" (note: I can't swear in front of the kids)

Nathan: "Yeah..."

Me: "I still can't believe HE did that..."

Nathan finishes washing Eli and hands him to me so he can finish washing the girls. I go to put his diaper on an realize that there was a little poop remnant in his butt. It was a yellow poop remnant. Yes, it was definitely him. His poop matches the logs in the tub. Mystery of the tub pooper has been solved! That was the excitement for the night. All kids were cleaned and cuddled, and ready for bed, smelling of freshly bathed hair, which I love.

Tomorrow is a new fun, exciting, and exhausting day!